On The Prowl

Lothario House, week 1: Don

Don: I am Da Man! Everybody loves me - guys, gals, probably aliens too, only they're not around to tell me so. I am the most wanted sim in Pleasantview! Just ask the Caliente sisters, or Kaylynn Langerak, or Cassandra Goth...

Uh, yeah. Cassandra. There's that little problem of an engagement that I'm not sure how or why I ever agreed to. Don't get me wrong, she's pretty and everything - not to mention loaded - but she's kinda... dull. Variety is the spice of life, as they say. For once, "they" know what they're talking about!

So I date others. Big deal. It's not like Cass doesn't get her fair share of me, so why should she complain? I can go out with someone like Briallen Parry - yeah, that's a weird name, isn't it? - and still romance Cass later that night. Hey, I can manage lots of dates in one day, especially if I'm not working!


Then after you've been on a date, they sometimes call you up to ask if you wanna go out with a group of other people. It's not as much fun as one-on-one dating, of course, but it's a good way to meet new people - who you can get a private date with later on, if things turn out well...


I've discovered that guys are just as much fun as girls. In a different way, but sometimes you're in the mood for something different. Variety, I tell you. If I were to stick to one kind or the other, there wouldn't be half as many sims to seduce, and where's the fun in that?


It only gets tricky when someone sees you and gets all upset. Like Kaylynn when she saw me and Daniel Pleasant together. I mean, really, if she's been carrying on with both of us, how can she get angry about us having a bit of fun together, huh? That's just hypocricy, if you ask me. And Nina Caliente is a romance sim herself, she should understand, instead of going berserk because I was kissing Abhijeet. I thought she was going to rip my head off!


Speaking of Abhijeet... Photo booths can be used for other stuff than taking pictures, did you know that? Wow, that was just... the thrill of knowing everybody could hear us, and see the booth moving. I guess I'm a bit of an exhibitionist, but there's nothing wrong with that, is there?


I'm starting a collection of roses. I'm such a fun date, people bring me flowers afterwards, and my whole rooftop is full of bouquets. I'm going to need more space soon. Sometimes, when my date is extra special grateful, they'll give me a present, too.


In fact, the other day - on my day off, so I'd had plenty of time for dates - I netted several bouquets of roses, two hot tubs, and a pinball game. Isn't it great being loved? It more than made up for the trash can being kicked over. I suspect Kaylynn or Nina did that. Probably Nina, she lives right next door, after all. And she's very temperamental. Word of advice - don't cross her.


Gotta go now - I have a date lined up! Talk to you later.

Scariest concept ever?